Porkious Calling - Tank Top

A cheeky, conversation-starting tank designed for people who love absurd humor and surreal internet moments. The lightweight jersey drapes easy on warmer days while the glossy photo-print shows a playful, slightly uncanny face framed against a city backdrop—like a jump-scare from a goofy video call. Wear it to get laughs at meetups, late-night parties, or while wandering the city; it reads like an inside joke to anyone who’s spent time scrolling meme feeds. The retail fit and soft Airlume cotton keep the silhouette clean and comfortable, and the tear-away label removes any itch, so nothing gets between you and the punchline.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz jersey for breathable everyday wear
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends available)
- With side seams and retail fit for a structured, flattering silhouette
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean finish and comfort
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements and runs true to size

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean