'Bigfoot Is Real And I Helped Him Commit Tax Fraud' - T-Shirt

This relaxed classic tee carries a deadpan sense of humor—bold, black text centered on a clean white canvas reads like a private joke shouted in broad daylight. Lightweight but sturdy cotton and smooth printing keep the message sharp through washes and wear. It sits casually at the hip with a crew neckline, ready for coffee runs, open-mic nights, or lazy weekends when you want to start conversations without saying a word. Comfortable, breathable, and built to last, it’s the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to wear your wit as plainly as you wear your jeans.

Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) with Oeko-Tex certification
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main design for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, classic fit, made in Nicaragua with a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat